Dodge Duck Dip Dive and Dodge!

August 5, 2011

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Rip Torn came in today wearing mandals. Probably Kenneth Cole…pass *For those of you who aren’t familiar with the term Mandal, they are men’s sandals, also known as Mansands, Jesus Sandals, and Moses Moccasins.

“Why can’t you just be normal?”

August 5, 2011

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You have to be at least 18 to sell clothing at our store, so we get a ton of junior high and high school girls coming in with their parents to sell. We had quite a line when this very excited girl of around 15 came in the side door with her mother. I explained […]

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Corn Soup

July 31, 2011

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  Who keeps a package of corn soup with clothes they’re trying to sell? Was this a bribe?…pass

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…I’m a jerk

July 31, 2011

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D Cray had an accident in our store today. She was carrying WAY too many items as usual. She was on her way up the stairs to the fitting room when she stepped on a satin paisley dress that had been dragging on the floor in front of her. I watched in slow motion, half […]

The 70yr old 4yr old

July 30, 2011

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Last night Senora Verde asked me why I hadn’t written about a regular customer of ours she likes to call The 70yr old 4yr old. Truth is I don’t even know where to begin.  I have to say she irritates me so bad that I couldn’t even put it into words, until now. I can’t […]

“You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me”

July 29, 2011

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We got a new computer system about 3 months ago and it’s really problematic. Another location got the same system but theirs seems to be running a lot smoother than ours. Anyway this man and his wife shopped at the other location then came to us to see what we had. They found some items […]

Mad Madge

July 29, 2011

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I feel like we get regular customers in cycles. They’ll shop, shop, shop. You know them by name, you know their zodiac sign their likes and dislikes then they disappear and you get a new wave. A wave ago we had a woman. Madge, come in with TONS of great stuff. She said she needed […]

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Is that a Trader Joes cart?

July 29, 2011

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Yes, yes, it is. She walked to Trader Joes, stole a cart to put her clothes in, wheeled it into our store, sold, collected her $2.25 and left. really? pass.

Verde vs DK

July 29, 2011

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We have a policy where you check all big bags at the front counter before you shop. There’s a sign you can see before you even enter. DK was walking and shopping around with her big bag the other night when she decided it was time for her 101 item fashion show. She goes to […]

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DK= Cray Cray

July 29, 2011

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So we have a new regular customer. She’s in about 3-4 times a week mostly at closing time and, she stays until after closing. She’s needy and asks for a 2nd 3rd and 4th opinions on all 92 items she tries on in the fitting room regardless of what you’re doing or whoever else you’re […]