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More dirty socks…

August 29, 2011

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Right in front of the door on the welcome mat! I don’t get how you walk into a place with socks on and walk out without them. It’s SO weird to me. And why are they this funny shade of dirty orange? PASS!!!

Probation

August 28, 2011

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In order to sell your clothes at my store we need to input your DL info into a computer system. For whatever reason a lot of people are already nervous to have their clothes looked at in-depth so adding the DL profile can be completely nerve-racking for some. I don’t know if they think we’re […]

Do I have a stalker?

August 28, 2011

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The first time she came in was 6 mos ago. She was mean, she was nasty, she was rude. I was buying from a woman when Kat walked in that day. She walked up to the buying counter wearing an I LOVE Jesus lanyard and plopped her items on top of the womans  I was […]

Mr. Mud Butt

August 26, 2011

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On my day off a relatively attractive man with beautiful teeth came in to sell. He had all the ideal things we are looking for in menswear. Plaid button up shirts, cool euro sneakers, and Levis jeans. He also had a capital sin we dread looking for, a “soiled” crotch in a perfect pair of […]

The 70yr old 4yr old

July 30, 2011

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Last night Senora Verde asked me why I hadn’t written about a regular customer of ours she likes to call The 70yr old 4yr old. Truth is I don’t even know where to begin.  I have to say she irritates me so bad that I couldn’t even put it into words, until now. I can’t […]

Verde vs DK

July 29, 2011

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We have a policy where you check all big bags at the front counter before you shop. There’s a sign you can see before you even enter. DK was walking and shopping around with her big bag the other night when she decided it was time for her 101 item fashion show. She goes to […]

???

July 15, 2011

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A week ago a woman came in shopping wearing what I like to call denim underwear. (This jean cutoff revolution needs to be stopped, immediately.) Anyway I helped her in the fitting room with her huge pile of stuff. She was sloppy and unorganized and super sketch. Apparently when she went to the register to […]