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Twinsies

October 4, 2011

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I had just finished eating a delicious lunch of Trader Joe’s goat cheese pizza with pesto and Just Chicken on top. I come out of the break room to see an older gentleman looking at belts near the door.  I couldn’t help but look him over as he stood watching me with a quizzical look […]

Oh No She Di’n’t

October 4, 2011

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After 9 years of retail  I see the humor in almost every situation. This started out as one of those situations and quickly turned into me wanting to take off my earrings and throw down like 6th grade after school at the flag pole.  I was at the buying counter when 3 women walked in […]

Phoney Bills

October 4, 2011

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I’ve been away a while I know. September was a busy month for me. It was an even busier month for crazy and it was in full affect even though I wasn’t. At the beginning of the month a woman with a HUGE rack came in to shop. She tried on some items and wanted […]

Probation

August 28, 2011

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In order to sell your clothes at my store we need to input your DL info into a computer system. For whatever reason a lot of people are already nervous to have their clothes looked at in-depth so adding the DL profile can be completely nerve-racking for some. I don’t know if they think we’re […]

ODB Does It Again

August 13, 2011

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ODB came in while I was on my lunch break today. Apparently he tried to sell us a calculator. When we said no he tried to sell it to one of our sales girls for $1.50. Really? pass.

Dodge Duck Dip Dive and Dodge!

August 5, 2011

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Rip Torn came in today wearing mandals. Probably Kenneth Cole…pass *For those of you who aren’t familiar with the term Mandal, they are men’s sandals, also known as Mansands, Jesus Sandals, and Moses Moccasins.

Corn Soup

July 31, 2011

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  Who keeps a package of corn soup with clothes they’re trying to sell? Was this a bribe?…pass