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I had just finished eating a delicious lunch of Trader Joe’s goat cheese pizza with pesto and Just Chicken on top. I come out of the break room to see an older gentleman looking at belts near the door. I couldn’t help but look him over as he stood watching me with a quizzical look […]
October 4, 2011
After 9 years of retail I see the humor in almost every situation. This started out as one of those situations and quickly turned into me wanting to take off my earrings and throw down like 6th grade after school at the flag pole. I was at the buying counter when 3 women walked in […]
October 4, 2011
I’ve been away a while I know. September was a busy month for me. It was an even busier month for crazy and it was in full affect even though I wasn’t. At the beginning of the month a woman with a HUGE rack came in to shop. She tried on some items and wanted […]
August 28, 2011
In order to sell your clothes at my store we need to input your DL info into a computer system. For whatever reason a lot of people are already nervous to have their clothes looked at in-depth so adding the DL profile can be completely nerve-racking for some. I don’t know if they think we’re […]
August 13, 2011
ODB came in while I was on my lunch break today. Apparently he tried to sell us a calculator. When we said no he tried to sell it to one of our sales girls for $1.50. Really? pass.
August 5, 2011
Rip Torn came in today wearing mandals. Probably Kenneth Cole…pass *For those of you who aren’t familiar with the term Mandal, they are men’s sandals, also known as Mansands, Jesus Sandals, and Moses Moccasins.
July 31, 2011
Who keeps a package of corn soup with clothes they’re trying to sell? Was this a bribe?…pass
July 31, 2011
D Cray had an accident in our store today. She was carrying WAY too many items as usual. She was on her way up the stairs to the fitting room when she stepped on a satin paisley dress that had been dragging on the floor in front of her. I watched in slow motion, half […]
July 15, 2011
Get outta town! ODB came in today smellin’ like a rose!!! Clothes all nice, looking like Bill Cosby in a Coogie sweater! He even wore banana yellow Ben Sherman pants to match! He waited quietly for his turn in line and then POLITELY asked “may” he “please see a pair of shoes in the window” […]
Hurry Up and Buy...please 
October 4, 2011
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