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This Just In!

October 6, 2011

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I got this funny text from Senorita Verde the other night: Senorita Verde: “ODB over here trya make time with No No!!” Me: “Whaaaat? Ahahaha! Oh No No! Please document this event” I can only imagine… Advertisements

Ruthless Reformed?

July 15, 2011

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Get outta town! ODB came in today smellin’ like a rose!!! Clothes all nice, looking like Bill Cosby in a Coogie sweater! He even wore banana yellow Ben Sherman pants to match! He waited quietly for his turn in line and then POLITELY asked “may” he “please see a pair of shoes in the window” […]

Just Another Dirty Day

May 6, 2011

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ODB came in today screaming and slurring that he wanted to buy some new shoes “Imma size 10! Y’all got size 10 shoes? I need a size 10!” I immediately slipped into a horrified daze thinking about, his current shoes and how bad his feet were inside them. I prayed he wouldn’t take those shoes […]

A Moment of Clarity

May 6, 2011

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It was an Upbeat Oldies day today so naturally our old friend ODB came in to visit. He was sour as usual and now its become routine to ask him to go. But thank goodness today was not my turn. Jb: “Hello sir? Are you buying or selling today?” ODB “Uh? What you talkin’ bout? […]

Old Dirty Bastard aka Ruthless Toothless

May 6, 2011

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So we have this bum who “visits” the store about 2 or 3 times a month.forgive me if the word bum seems harsh, but  I’m not talking just homeless, I’m talking certified bum. He has all the makings of the stereo typical bum found in the northern California parts. Toothless, dirty, booze riddled, smelly with […]