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It must be engrained

October 6, 2011

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I walked out of the break room to this hot mess yesterday. I know what you’re thinking “Oh how cute” right? Not so much. 4 children 14 pairs of shoes not 1 parent in sight! At least not until I asked ” Hey girls, where are your parents?” they just pointed down the ramp and […]

Jungle Gym

October 6, 2011

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See? It’s just like I said. This ramp screams “Climb on me!” Little monkeys…pass

You’re how old?

August 26, 2011

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These black lace panties were in the bag of a 13-year-old selling with her mother. Not old enough to sell alone but old enough to wear grown woman panties. They are in the blue bin, but we will not be recycling them. Pass.

The 70yr old 4yr old

July 30, 2011

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Last night Senora Verde asked me why I hadn’t written about a regular customer of ours she likes to call The 70yr old 4yr old. Truth is I don’t even know where to begin.  I have to say she irritates me so bad that I couldn’t even put it into words, until now. I can’t […]

Attention All Parents!

July 15, 2011

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As I was walking in to work I spotted the cutest little baby girl practicing going up and down our stairs…by herself…while her mother tried on shoes . Recipe for disaster. I walked up the stairs, saw her reach for the rail, and said to her mother “Those stairs can be dangerous, you’d better watch […]

Humpin around

July 14, 2011

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I once caught Grands youngest daughter pelvic thrusting in our mirror. Then she dropped it like it was hot, and finished it up with a classic Bobby Brown floor hump. I just thought about that. Oh by the way she’s 4.

No Scooting please

July 14, 2011

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Yes, I am aware that our store is built like a playground. Our wheelchair ramp can be confused for a slide, or a big hill to run up and down. Stairs are used for coloring and ” You can’t catch me” games. We have poles that reach “from the window to the wall” but please, […]