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This Just In!

October 6, 2011

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I got this funny text from Senorita Verde the other night: Senorita Verde: “ODB over here trya make time with No No!!” Me: “Whaaaat? Ahahaha! Oh No No! Please document this event” I can only imagine… Advertisements

Socks and boots

October 6, 2011

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These though they may not look it are $300 boots. Why on earth would you leave dirty gross socks inside of them and more importantly why would you try to sell them to us with your dirty gross socks STILL inside of them? $300 or not PASS!  

It must be engrained

October 6, 2011

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I walked out of the break room to this hot mess yesterday. I know what you’re thinking “Oh how cute” right? Not so much. 4 children 14 pairs of shoes not 1 parent in sight! At least not until I asked ” Hey girls, where are your parents?” they just pointed down the ramp and […]

Jungle Gym

October 6, 2011

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See? It’s just like I said. This ramp screams “Climb on me!” Little monkeys…pass

Twinsies

October 4, 2011

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I had just finished eating a delicious lunch of Trader Joe’s goat cheese pizza with pesto and Just Chicken on top. I come out of the break room to see an older gentleman looking at belts near the door.  I couldn’t help but look him over as he stood watching me with a quizzical look […]

Oh No She Di’n’t

October 4, 2011

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After 9 years of retail  I see the humor in almost every situation. This started out as one of those situations and quickly turned into me wanting to take off my earrings and throw down like 6th grade after school at the flag pole.  I was at the buying counter when 3 women walked in […]

Phoney Bills

October 4, 2011

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I’ve been away a while I know. September was a busy month for me. It was an even busier month for crazy and it was in full affect even though I wasn’t. At the beginning of the month a woman with a HUGE rack came in to shop. She tried on some items and wanted […]