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A week ago a woman came in shopping wearing what I like to call denim underwear. (This jean cutoff revolution needs to be stopped, immediately.) Anyway I helped her in the fitting room with her huge pile of stuff. She was sloppy and unorganized and super sketch. Apparently when she went to the register to […]
July 15, 2011
As I was walking in to work I spotted the cutest little baby girl practicing going up and down our stairs…by herself…while her mother tried on shoes . Recipe for disaster. I walked up the stairs, saw her reach for the rail, and said to her mother “Those stairs can be dangerous, you’d better watch […]
July 15, 2011
Get outta town! ODB came in today smellin’ like a rose!!! Clothes all nice, looking like Bill Cosby in a Coogie sweater! He even wore banana yellow Ben Sherman pants to match! He waited quietly for his turn in line and then POLITELY asked “may” he “please see a pair of shoes in the window” […]
July 14, 2011
I once caught Grands youngest daughter pelvic thrusting in our mirror. Then she dropped it like it was hot, and finished it up with a classic Bobby Brown floor hump. I just thought about that. Oh by the way she’s 4.
July 14, 2011
This guy tried to apply here today. He was stopped halfway through his application at the section labeled ‘List your favorite designers’ when he asked how to spell Kenneth…as in Cole? Hmmm… Not on my top 20. Note the HUGE rip in his jeans. We could literally see his underwear. And they were covered what […]
July 14, 2011
A guy left these in our men’s section under a rack! Really? How long did he wear these? They look crispy…pass!
July 14, 2011
Yesterday was a pretty chill day. Our lines were short, and the day was progressing nicely without any problems. I was at the buying counter buying next to another buyer, Kitty, who I swear attracts the most hostile sellers ever. In walks very french looking woman. We’ll call her Claudette. “Claudette?” Kitty calls out “Claudette […]
July 14, 2011
Yes, I am aware that our store is built like a playground. Our wheelchair ramp can be confused for a slide, or a big hill to run up and down. Stairs are used for coloring and ” You can’t catch me” games. We have poles that reach “from the window to the wall” but please, […]
July 14, 2011
Sometimes our selling lines are REALLY long. Things to do while you wait : Take down your weave in our parking lot…pass
Hurry Up and Buy...please 
July 15, 2011
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