DK= Cray Cray

Posted on July 29, 2011


So we have a new regular customer. She’s in about 3-4 times a week mostly at closing time and, she stays until after closing. She’s needy and asks for a 2nd 3rd and 4th opinions on all 92 items she tries on in the fitting room regardless of what you’re doing or whoever else you’re helping. Your opinion doesn’t even really matter because she usually disagrees anyway and does what she wants. Then she takes 20 of the 92 to the line, waits her turn, and then at 7:55 (we close at 8 ) sorts them on the counter with a ginormous line behind her. All the while saying “I know I’m holding up the line, but what do you think of this one?” THEN she’ll whittle the 20 down to 6 and put a hold on them. No, she does not buy them. I knew you were wondering. She doesn’t want to give us her name “for security purposes” so she just give us her initials DK. If she does end up buying something she always pays with cash she keeps in a peanut butter jar. Yes her money smells like peanut butter. I knew you were wondering. She “just doesn’t trust wallets” Doesn’t sound all that bad right? Just a quirky old lady,interesting, and innocent. WRONG. She’s in her 40s, and she’s mouthy. I don’t mean attitude. I mean mouthy like a 5 year old! I’ve actually heard her say “I don’t want to!” “Well I like it!” “You’re not invited to my birthday party” well… Maybe not that last one but I’m sure if she threw one and got mad at you that’s what she’d say.