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Corn Soup

July 31, 2011

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  Who keeps a package of corn soup with clothes they’re trying to sell? Was this a bribe?…pass Advertisements

…I’m a jerk

July 31, 2011

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D Cray had an accident in our store today. She was carrying WAY too many items as usual. She was on her way up the stairs to the fitting room when she stepped on a satin paisley dress that had been dragging on the floor in front of her. I watched in slow motion, half […]

The 70yr old 4yr old

July 30, 2011

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Last night Senora Verde asked me why I hadn’t written about a regular customer of ours she likes to call The 70yr old 4yr old. Truth is I don’t even know where to begin.  I have to say she irritates me so bad that I couldn’t even put it into words, until now. I can’t […]

“You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me”

July 29, 2011

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We got a new computer system about 3 months ago and it’s really problematic. Another location got the same system but theirs seems to be running a lot smoother than ours. Anyway this man and his wife shopped at the other location then came to us to see what we had. They found some items […]

Mad Madge

July 29, 2011

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I feel like we get regular customers in cycles. They’ll shop, shop, shop. You know them by name, you know their zodiac sign their likes and dislikes then they disappear and you get a new wave. A wave ago we had a woman. Madge, come in with TONS of great stuff. She said she needed […]

Is that a Trader Joes cart?

July 29, 2011

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Yes, yes, it is. She walked to Trader Joes, stole a cart to put her clothes in, wheeled it into our store, sold, collected her $2.25 and left. really? pass.

Verde vs DK

July 29, 2011

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We have a policy where you check all big bags at the front counter before you shop. There’s a sign you can see before you even enter. DK was walking and shopping around with her big bag the other night when she decided it was time for her 101 item fashion show. She goes to […]